Club Jade
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Then she gets a crazy alien disease, nearly dies giving birth to your son, and fourteen years later she’s killed by your nephew.
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(via tiefighters)
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Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]This is exactly me at that age.
Wait.
This is me now!
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It’s nothing like Twilight!
(via the-senator)
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Not at this point in my development, that’s for sure. :)
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(via corelliaorbust)
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Actual conversation with my mother this morning
- Mom: Why is this Star Wars Day? I don't get it.
- Dunc: May the Fourth.
- Mom: But that's just a Star Wars fan with a lisp!
