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fuckyeahragetoons:

aint no party like a gandalf party

ianbrooks:

Crochet Dwarven Helm and Beard by saddayscrochet

Created using the finest mithril threads, it’s a crochet helm! It’s a crochet beard! It’s a combination crochet helm and beard! Blessed by the gods with the finest of man-garnishes on my own face, I have no need for such a garment, but if you wish to assimilate into dwarven culture you might want to quest for one.

Artist: DeviantArt (via: Obvious Winner)

HOLY SHIT IT’S A SAURON, GET IN THE CAR.

(Clever girl!)

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filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 

…But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made. 

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

A++ commentary.

mordicaifeed:

lokisflyting:

princess-of-winterfell:

christy-fantasylover:

No fucking way!!!! 

And the Internet officially Divides by Zero.

Mind = Blown.

:D

amandaonwriting:

Lord of the Rings Dress

Someone needs to do something similar with that neat NJO map.

(via ilovecharts)

fuckyeahlotrcast:

ecshaw3:

When the fellowship comes out of hiding from the crows during their stop on the hills, Gandalf says “Spies of Saruman!” However, during the first take of this scene, Ian McKellen jokingly said “Spies of Star Wars!”

Attack of the Clones was being filmed in nearby Australia at the time. 

Bwhahaha!

(via logic-and-art)