Club Jade

cracked:

Sand People always break your rover to hide their numbers.

(via jedimara77)

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

I kind of love that this exists.

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nickerette:

Whenever I watch this I forget it’s Daniel Radcliffe playing a bunch of other people and not a bunch of other people dressed as Daniel Radcliffe.

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tiefighters:

My Galaxy…

Created by Curtis Tieg

thefeministfangirl:

autumnatticfire:

My understanding of A New Hope.

So my best friend has never seen Star Wars. Her only knowledge of it comes from images and references she has seen in pop culture. Of course I am showing her the trilogy ASAP!! But first, I asked her to tell me what she gathered the movies were about. She drew it instead! Stay tuned for V and VI!

(via starsandsabers)

osheamobile:

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

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funnyordie:

Star Wars: The Freudian Force

It’s up to Hans Solo to point out what a pervy hypocrite Luke truly is.

Hans? At least the comic got it right.

Battlestar Galactica on Portlandia

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