List of Star Wars tactical manuvers that should also be alcoholic drinks

List of Star Wars tactical manuvers that should also be alcoholic drinks
chaosbria:
barbiejedi:

Cracken Twist

Antilles Manuver

A-Wing Slash (should also be an entire sub-genre of fanfic)

Bantha Decoy

Bothan Fade (this should also be a haircut)

Carom Shot

Core Overload

Corellian Slip

Feint and Backstab (I feel like this would be two drinks, maybe Feint is a virgin version of the Backstab)

Friendly Hutt

Gravity Dive

Kenobi Offensive (this should be blue, and possibly also on fire)

Kettch’s Drill

Loran Spitball

Mandalorian Surrender

Smuggler’s Click, or possibly CLIQUE, which should be the name of a bar.

Solo Slingshot or Solo Slide, just anything named after Han ok

Tallon Roll, or Tallon Split, or something to make Myn cry (not the correct number of Ls, oh well)

Thrawn Pincer, which should also be blue

This has been your daily Sarah Spends Way Too Much Time On Wookieepedia post, thank you and goodnight.

MAKE IT SO, INTERNET. I particular look forward to the Cracken Twist, Kettch’s Drill, and the Loran Spitball.
Where’s Mary when you need her?
(via corelliaorbust)
Source: barbiejedi
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  it should be blue and on fire
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  I know what I’m doing next May the Fourth.
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  Faith, let’s figure out some way to combine shit and invent these.
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  I will have to use some of these for my birthday this year. And it will be glorious. My golden birthday and the year...
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  What, no Kessel Run? I look forward to being able to order a virgin Thrawn Pincer.
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  Where’s Mary when you need her?
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  This is the mission you have been waiting your whole life to undertake, Mandy.
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  Well, I now see what Mando, Bridget, Abigail and I will be up to during NYCC week.
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  Because ALCOHOL
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  I will assist. Either as a guinea pig or as a collaborator. I can investigate the genre of “blue” drinks. I have...
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  Why do I feel like this will be left up to me?
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